Dystopian Dreams

Annual evaluation: Exceeds expectations in all categories. Answers one third of total volume of office contacts in an office of twenty. Multiple merit awards.

Annual salary evaluation: Cost of living increase. Nothing more.

Fuck you. I’m out.

pxyren:

btw-im-really-a-robot:

acataleptic-apodyopsist:

hopesbluelight:

Oh…my…god

omfg, I thought this was a cute comic about a charmander traveling around hanging out with other pokemon and then you did that

UGLY, GROSS SOBBING

I went back through and noticed something. All of the pokemon, except for the child, have ditto’s face. Every time. I didn’t notice it at first, but then the end reveal, and it has been that way all along, I just didn’t notice. MY TEARS.

(Source: mrdittomansir, via enginenamere)

The light’s winning. True Detective S01E08

  • Rust: “Yeah, I think you remember how I never watched the TV until I was 17, so there wasn’t much to do up there but walk around, explore, and...”
  • Marty: “And look up at the stars and make up stories. Like what?”
  • Rust: “I tell you Marty I been up in that room looking out those windows every night here just thinking, it’s just one story. The oldest.”
  • Marty: “What’s that?”
  • Rust: “Light versus dark.”
  • Marty: “Well, I know we ain’t in Alaska, but it appears to me that the dark has a lot more territory.”
  • Rust: “Yeah, you’re right about that.(...) You’re looking at it wrong, the sky thing.”
  • Marty: “How’s that?”
  • Rust: “Well, once there was only dark. You ask me, the light’s winning.”

I’m hung over, I might lose my right eye, my knee isn’t capable of bending, and I have to work in the morning.

But I feel fucking great.

Beer festivals make me rethink my life.

Beer festivals make me rethink my life.

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.